Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)

A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.

Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

Aberaeron 

Aberaeron is a small town South of Aberystwyth. It is populated by approximately 6000 in-bred midgets who like to spend their time insinuating that their neighbours are having sex with horses, and painting their houses pretty colours.

Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.

Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.

The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.

There's a girl in Aberaeron who's mum is also her dad

Aberaeron by ohdearshouldn'thavewrittenthis March 30, 2011

apernaper 

Somone or something that wakes you up, bothers or annoys you on purpose or not when you are tying to take a nap.

Every time I lay down my husband knocks on my door with some stupid question. He is such an apernaper.

The neighbors dog is an apernaper. He barks at precisely 5:00pm everyday and wakes me up from my nap.

apernaper by dollmusic October 13, 2011