A store that charges roughly the income of a small third world country for a garment made for 13 cents in a sweatshop in Guatemala.
Bought mostly for a large and always prominent moose that makes the wearer feel extra special. Also, tee shirts usually include witticisms that sound eerily pretentious and slutty or just the words ABERCROMBIE where everyone can see them. Sometimes "New York" is written on the said shirts, even though Abercrombie's headquarters are somewhere in Ohio.
Buying jeans at Abercrombie overcompensates for my lack of friends an individuality. My confidence comes from these dirty looks that must be "envious stares" of my overpriced shirt that's already falling apart and tacky pre-ripped jeans that make me look homeless. Pity me.
a store. jist like every other fucking store on the planet. who gives a shit wut everyone says if u like it shop there. it jist so happens that a lot of people that shop there have huge ass heads and are very bitchy thats all. but thats not everyone dam people have got to chill and stop hatin.
dude: i went and bought some clothes today at abercrombie
other dude: cool
A former sporting goods clothes store gone horribly wrong .
most who shop there are well off city brats or suburban
tools that will never step foot in the great outdoors .
they are usually spotted spending mommy and daddys hardley
earned money .
o and just to answer the comment " you just dont like them cause u cant afford to shop there "
Trust me i can at a base salary of 103,000 i can i just have more respect for my self
dont do examples of abercrombie
a store most suburban bred girls go to buy their wardrobe. specializes in wayyy overpriced, tiny, tightfitting clothes that sport sexual sayings. They sell a lot of ripped jeans and vintage worn out tees that cost about $30. If u really want a truly vinatge tee or old jeans go to some thrift sore where you can get some for about $5-$10. Most people who wear abercrombie try to be cool, but in reality those people are insecure bitches that think they are really hot.
Bitch: hey like lets stop in abercrombie where I can get an ultra-coolio vintage tee on sale for $30!!!
Regular person: no thanks- you can go but I'm gonna stop at haagen-daas.
This is a clothing store that provides cool clothes, but people think its way too expensive. Too bad your guys heads are stuck up too far in your ass's to see that other stores just might be more expensive!
cool kid: Hey! Look at the cool jeans that I got from Abercrombie! They were only $20!
Roomate: Wait, I paid $50 for a pair of pants from Hot Topic! What a rip-off!
A store that needs to start offering gas masks and ear plugs as soon as you walk in the door.
employee- welcome to abercrombie , here's your gas mask and ear plugs!
costumer- thank god!
a store with over priced clothes that all look the same and look as if they were already worn by a person who despised their jeans. the clothing items are covered in moose shit and the store reeks of the nasty abercrombie perfume. the workers tend to be stuck up and racist.
while walking in the mall...
person#1: "i hear music....its kinda 'boom boom boom'...ew! whats that smell?"
person#2 "we just walked by abercrombie "