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abbreve lang 

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)
"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"
abbreve lang by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007
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the abbreviation of the word "abbreviation(s)", obvi.
-"do you know any abbrevs?"
-"totes, abbrevs are so legit right now, they're rad."
abbrevs by abbrevmaster August 19, 2008

Abbreviasshole 

People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
"Bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc'ing o shit g2g ttyl yo"

"Stop it, you abbreviasshole"
Him: It's scary how some people use so many abreivs you cant even understand them

Her: Wtf is an abreiv!
Abreivs by Jasper Danger Ayres-Quirk December 30, 2008

Abbrieves 

Friend: "Look over there!"
Blonde: "OMG thats totes amaze!"
Friend: You just used some major abbrieves..."
Abbrieves by blonde114 February 3, 2010
The word abbreviation abbreviated mostly used by basic biches
Person 1: You need to catch up on your abreves
Person 2: I'm ..... NO FUCK YOU!!!
abreves by mikebeat May 12, 2015
The slang language in which many words are abbreviated.
Shortly after learning the language of abbreves, Marie said to Elaine, "OMG! That new dress is tots faboo!! And those shoes are tots adorbs!!! Don't EVEN get me started on this new purse you just got at F21!!!!"
abbreves by l.e.m.ons are cool February 21, 2014