Top Definition
People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
"Bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc'ing o shit g2g ttyl yo"

"Stop it, you abbreviasshole"
by Creative@College May 18, 2010

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