abbitan 

Brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. May also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. Associated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school class. This student is often known simply as 'bitch' or 'go away,' but does not, in fact, go away or stop bitching. Extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.

Girl: Check out my new nose piercing! It's a stick-on!

Boy: That's retarded.

Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!

Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)

abbitan by Very Gay Cake June 19, 2008

abbitan 

person that gives you food in exchange for attention.

A:here's some candy adore me now.
B: no you are a stupid whore
A:i'll give you a blow job and a sandwich?
B: fuck you abbitan.

abbitan by babyeaters October 13, 2008