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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
noise abatement by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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High Abatement Male 

A high-abatement individual who maximises utility with no regard for traditional social norms or the expectations of others, embodying a unique blend of enigmatic confidence and self-reliant independence. These specific breeds are known to consume copious amounts of long blacks and almond gold. The leader of this developed breed is known as Robert Stakelberg who was last seen with a cigar and whiskey in hand leaving the economics faculty. These high abatement males are often mistaken for the Rizz King who some say have never been seen in the same room together. Skilled in Macroeconomics, Microeconomics and Policy analysis whilst specialising in the art of big chillin.
Hey buddy, you're clearly not a high abatement male. That was a high abatement move.

Academentia

The state of being for a person in higher education where they lose touch with all semblance of reality.
That professor used to be in touch with the profession, but now she suffers extreme academentia.
Academentia by Dragonstar June 22, 2004

Abusement park 

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
Abusement park by YAWA June 5, 2015

Abusement Park 

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.
Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.
Abusement Park by blindswordzman January 6, 2007

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you
Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

amazement 

A feeling that cannot usually be described with words. This feeling makes many people extremely happy. You can also be amazed that someone is so stupid.
She called me last night, and I could do nothing but stare at the wall with a big goofy smile in amazement.
amazement by Matt__ January 11, 2008