peril of a wax staircase 

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

peril of a wax staircase by Shenan Hahn and Dan Prestwich April 20, 2006

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

in a wax by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

wax a chuckie

getting the hair off the old bat and balls.

The daughter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to beauty school just to learn how to wax a chuckie!

wax a chuckie by C.Lit June 3, 2009

Sir Wax-a-lot 

A straight male (usually in their 20s or 30s) who waxes their eyebrows to a high and well definied arch, thus making it obvious and slightly distracting.

Kim: Hey, did you see the guy Sarah brought to the party?
Lisa: Who, you mean "Sir Wax-a-lot"??
Kim: Hahaha! I was wondering if you noticed those eyebrows too! Doesn't he know only gay men can pull that off?

Sir Wax-a-lot by MrsStudly December 27, 2010

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

Waxing a camel 

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.

Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

Waxing a camel by Scott Bon February 4, 2008

waxing a camel 

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.

Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

waxing a camel by Scott Bon February 5, 2008