21 definitions by Zozothecat
When you only like political candidates (or people in general) from your political party of preference, and dislike those from the opposing party.
Freda said she won’t vote for anyone who’s not a Democrat and Brandy, the local SJW, called her a partyist
by Zozothecat March 7, 2020
An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.
by Zozothecat December 11, 2011
by Zozothecat December 11, 2011
A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
by Zozothecat July 23, 2021
A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.
Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
by Zozothecat July 7, 2022
An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019