A tear just ran down my leg 

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

A tear just ran down my leg by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

a tear of disappointment 

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

a tear of disappointment by BigLud July 19, 2014

On a tear 

On a streak or series, usually a winning streak. Will sometimes be used (semi-sarcastically) to define a losing streak.

When used for a positive streak, it's similar to "tear it up."

He won four bike races in a row--he's on a tear!

The market went up 14% in the least four weeks. The market is on a tear! (aka "The market is tearing it up!")

On a tear by Wayne the definer April 2, 2009

bust a tear 

To cry, or speak about crying without seeming like a sissy.

Yo dun, I was watchin Free Willy last night, I almost bust a tear!

Dog, turn The Green Mile off, Im finna bust a tear in this piece

bust a tear by Professor Duffington3 February 24, 2010

on a tear 

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

on a tear by Cliff96 April 26, 2006

shed a tear for Nelson 

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

shed a tear for Nelson by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

I almost shed a tear. by Yung’Un August 11, 2019