How to keep a moron busy 

See How to keep a moron busy.

See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

How to keep a moron busy by Sodium Thallium E May 14, 2008

It's a Morgan thing 

can be used to describe any interesting situation your friend happens to get yourself into. Saying it gets you out of all explaining to anyone who may ask, as they also will know what "a morgan thing" is, so no further explanation is necessary.
It typically involves getting lost a few times, doing some spontaneous things, and basically having a good time. Nothing goes as planned, but everything works out fine in the end :)

"oh, hi dad...yeah, i'm at this Crashed ice event and then we're...don't worry, it's a Morgan thing."

It's a Morgan thing by raebeen February 8, 2012

Make a Morgan 

To totally screw up a perfect game of Seal Hunter by letting a sealcub pass by you.

We lost that round by making a morgan!

You suck at this; you're not supposed to make a Morgan

Make a Morgan by Glomaz April 22, 2011

drop a moan

To leave a text, that is a written moan, in a chat without much context.

"Mmmmh"
"Did you just drop a moan and leave chat?"

drop a moan by J0hns0n February 27, 2021

Jay A Morant 

nba player that is a casual who only will make 1 or 2 all star games and will never be better than curry

keep missing dunks and youll be just like Jay A Morant

Jay A Morant by lonzoballburner July 13, 2020

Pulling a Morgan 

Having the tendancy to be untrustworthy and thoughtless.

Cant believe that fucktard keeps pulling a Morgan on me!! He missed our apointment five times already, next time I see him I'm so gonna beat the shit out of him!

Pulling a Morgan by Espa March 22, 2011

A Morgan 

A Morgan is the best thing you can have in your life, they're not gay but they'll show you a titty to cheer you up.

I would marry A Morgan if I were gay

A Morgan by OrphanedKitten April 5, 2019