Assignments has sent a message 

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

Assignments has sent a message by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

jeb is a mess 

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

jeb is a mess by joji September 24, 2016

make a mess 

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

make a mess by BRD October 24, 2004

Stress over a mess 

Having feelings for an ex-gf/bf who wasn't worth it

Chris: Joseph just broke up with his girl and hasn't eaten in days, I don't

want him to stress over a mess

Stress over a mess by KeviNasty August 8, 2016

just a mess 

when someone does or says something crazy

look at what shes wearing.....just a mess!

just a mess by Jasmine K. September 26, 2005

pull a messi 

Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "

"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."

pull a messi by WordAsh September 4, 2020

lookin' a mess 

used when someone/something appears unnattractive, for whatever reason.

"Whoa, this house looks a mess!"
"Girl, how much did you drink last night? You are lookin' a mess!"

lookin' a mess by agentorange April 19, 2004