help your uncle jack off a horse 

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

help your uncle jack off a horse by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

jack off a titty 

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

jack off a titty by rocky69420 April 5, 2022

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Are you a jackoff? 

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

Are you a jackoff? by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

jackoff-a-saurus rex 

A male who is an addict to jacking off all the time

OH EM GEE my name is louie naioleari and i am a jackoff-a-saurus rex

jackoff-a-saurus rex by louie naioleari November 26, 2007