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an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.
dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!

dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.

They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
by sean "dickinass"wallace February 20, 2009
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