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Have a degree from Oral Roberts 

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

to a degree 

"the pressure you were put under must have been frustrating to a degree"
to a degree by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.
"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

a 360 degree 

to fart while turning around in a circle
Tom did a 360 degree after eating a plate of frijoles

lesbian to a 45-degree angle

"See, we're lesbian to a 45-degree angle."

D.D.A. degree 

Doctorate in Dumbass, clueless, idiot, brainless, not playing with a full deck, can't find their way out of a paper sack; candidate for a Darwin Award.
Person #1: Man, that dude has a D.D.A. degree!

Person #2: What's that?

Person #1: A Doctorate in Dumbass!
D.D.A. degree by kibbiequois February 3, 2010