I'm a creeper 

Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom

Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper

I'm a creeper by ghjfghjkfgthyuj r675dfghrtdhfg May 26, 2021

I'm a creeper 

minecraft's grim reaper

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

I'm a creeper by doctor apricot May 26, 2021

pulling a creeper 

To pull a creeper is to lie, this lie is normally pathetic and unbelievable, and just to impress people. 'pulling a creeper' is best applied to compulsive liars. creepers that are pulled are usually preceeded by "yeh well,"

"yeh well, i had 20 Es last night, and speedy came round with a fistful of weed when i was getting laid by 10 or 11, but not 12, girls with strap-ons on. i got the Es form the birmingham black market, and while i was there i saw the clash. Both my parents are dead"
"who are they then creeper?"
"theyre, eerrrrr.... yeh well, i had 4 parents"
"chris, i think youve just been pulling a creeper"

pulling a creeper by S Xcore U July 22, 2008

Cheaper to be a creeper! 

So many beutiful ladies out tonight. Sometimes it’s cheaper to be a creeper!

Damn did you see those sheila’s? Yes, but it’s cheaper to be a creeper!

Cheaper to be a creeper! by Taxman6969 September 9, 2020

A Corner Creeper 

A person (usually a middle-aged man with a Dirty-Sanchez like moustache), who uses public and crowded settings to molest and feel up those around him, under the pretext of "accidentally" bumping into them. Perfect settings for this include parades, dark corners, crowded lunchrooms, and sports stadiums, and tightly packed elevators.

Tina: "Oh my God, Jill, I was walking in a crowd to lunch today, when a corner creeper touched my ass."

Nate: "Esthela, thank you for being felt up by a corner creeper at work. It gave me inspiration to write this definition."

A Corner Creeper by Dixon Poop April 6, 2011