Squeak Squeak

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.

"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"

by Pontius Pilot March 25, 2016

squeak squeak

the sound a mouse makes

Mouse: "squeak squeak"

by QwertyBored February 3, 2023

Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB April 3, 2012

squeak

A sound I hear repeatedly every night from my parents bedroom.

*squeak squeak squeak* ...

What are they doing in there?

by Confused March 6, 2004

Squeak

The sound your adorable girlfriend makes when she's laughing! Sometimes she does it when she's scared, and she gets angry when you tell her about it!

Guy: Hey check this out!
Girl: Hahahahha -squeak-
Guy: Ha you squeaked!
Girl: No, I didn't! -squeak-
Guy: You did it again!

by Reevaluateyourself May 8, 2013

Squeak

A squeak is the act of puffing a smaller than average vape (ex: Juul, STLTH, etc.).

Douchebag 1: (holding a Juul because he’s a douchebag)
Douchebag 2: Hey brotha can I get a squeak off that?

by ForTheBoys13 November 24, 2018

Squeak

Squeak is someone who is a little bitch for someone,or someone extremly cool and is everyone friends

SQUEAK is a lil bitch,or squeak is fucking kick ass

by robbiet6 March 26, 2007