A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
by stghm August 13, 2008
Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014
Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
by jckoopas May 11, 2005
this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.
When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.
by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009
More like a little run around R.C. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. You could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.
by NateK July 10, 2005
Generally spoken in native faggot; super duper mini cooper is a synonym for the word awesome. "Super Duper Mini Cooper" is archaic, and only makes you less attractive to girls, and more attractive to men. If you say this, you will be doomed to be anally raped, wear headbands, and be tone deaf for the rest of your life.
Oh. and you suck.
Oh. and you suck.
by OptimusPrime<3 November 29, 2009
The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.
by jovato May 15, 2003