NateK's definitions

watchamacallit

The hershey candy bar with the biggest frikin name ever. They must've had some real good ideas on the name thinking this one up.

Hershey board meeting:

CEO 1:So do we have any suggestions for this new candy bar. No?, well lets put on our thinking caps guys, because this is one hard nut to crack. Its more of a watchamacallit?

by NateK July 28, 2005

base jumping

when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough

Why the hell would you jump off a building

by NateK July 28, 2005

hummers

The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".

Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.

Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?

Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.

Ned: Better than last time!

by NateK July 28, 2005

midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

by NateK July 28, 2005

mini cooper S

More like a little run around R.C. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. You could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.

"Did you charge the batteries on that R.C. car Bob? Oh wait no, sorry thats just the Cooper."

by NateK July 28, 2005

Zoophilia

clear terms to all you bright people.
Its when you fu** an animal.
Period.

"Hey Sparky, you like the taste of penis don't you? Yes you do, yes you do!

by NateK July 28, 2005

dipshit sherlock

One who is not very bright.

Kid1: Watcha got there, ice cream?
Kid2:No shit sherlock!

by NateK July 29, 2005