1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley
by Lindina October 14, 2006
A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner
Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!
by Stagmen March 29, 2017
Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.
by WeGotDemMaffs July 25, 2017
When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.
I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.
by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019
This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.
An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.
An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.
by FrostedTornFlake October 17, 2005
by popuelus September 22, 2018
A sex position in which 2 people, 1 male and 1 female, lay perfectly flat, face down on the bed/floor. The female then holds a plank position over the male while she holds one end of a zucchini in her vagina while the other end is in the males anus.
Jarrod: "Yea, me and Ashley are getting pretty intimate. We held a zucchini pancake for half an hour last night."
by DatFreshBuhl337 July 3, 2016