Top Definition
A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
by Cutxmexopen May 23, 2007
1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections

2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.
I will scalpel your head with my scalpel and when you are done, you will be scapeled.
by TheKaylaPup October 16, 2010
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