The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

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warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

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Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

Zoinking by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

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zoning

Zoning..... is where you stare at something, completely oblivious to the world around you, and oblivious to the fact that you are staring at something, whilst either thinking about nothing and being in a kind of trance, or being in deep thought. "Zones" can last either a few seconds or a few mins. At the end of it, you suddenly realise your zoning and snap out of it, coming back to the real world

(after a minute of doing nothing, Joel suddenly jerks his head up)
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah

zoning by Eloquence August 30, 2006

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