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Let's get us some P bro and znort that shnit.
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Znort Znortaphile zort zortch Zorthang Zorting Znork znot Znothing Znout
A child entertainer who's lost his kit
Whitehouse-"McGuire , wheres Ur kit"
Zortz Mcguire-"dunno sir"
zortz by Shaq-deisel March 7, 2021
A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009
Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.
Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"
zort by trozzort September 2, 2004

Znortaphile 

A person who is addicted to snorting substances. It is commonly used as a less offensive way to call somebody a drug addict.
Eg. Look at Tommy over there sniffing dust! I didn't know that he is a Znortaphile!
Znortaphile by Mr Znort October 3, 2023
I'm not a fan of unkempt zortch.
Zortch by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009