zink 

the fingering god

brad zink

zink by yeh January 24, 2004

zink 

verb: to change the music, sometimes in mid-song, when one is a guest at a dance party

Ben - "hey, who was that that changed the song?"
Sam - "oh, Jeff totally zinked it, I saw him over at my computer a second ago"
Jeff - "sorry guys I just have to get my dance on"

zink by Dave Bowie December 9, 2008

ZINK 

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

ZINK by Stoolie January 2, 2014

zink 

Common name for mildly retarded androgynous gimps that escape the humiliation of constant Trivial Pursuit defeats by frequenting gay bath houses in search of “stankhole.” Generally recognizable by their large misshapen foreheads, receding hairlines, and can of Busch Light held tightly in one hand. Can be dangerous if cornered, and normally never stray too far away from a steady source of DVD porn. Diet’s consist primarily of cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and midget cock.

Look at that idiot gag on that beer, the stupid Zink.

zink by Daisy March 13, 2003

zink 

the sink,washbowl, or facebowl

Go get them dishes out the zink!
Make sure you clean out that zink when
you're done brushing yo teef!!!

zink by kim g. August 28, 2005

zink 

big laxer. likes big booties as well. geist wishes he was him.

Zink > Geist Zink shoots stick side high for the game winner. RNRP

zink by Baby Got Back March 31, 2005

zink 

1. An old, disgusting fat man who likes math.
2. A crazy cool/psycho math teacher who does "zany" things.
3. Is what is screamed when too much homework is given in Honors Algebra II.

1."Get in the zink, stupid zink."
2."God, what the hell zink? Stop giving us homework!! *mutters* "That crazy friggin wild zink. damnit."
3."Hey hey, you there, come back here."

zink by M-Dogg HOLLER!! Ya'll kno me as..um..wateva. Jelly-O Inflosion February 16, 2005