Stoolie's definitions

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015

LFA

A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.

Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.

by Stoolie May 9, 2018

ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.

Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.

by Stoolie May 24, 2014

ZINK

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.

John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....

by Stoolie November 13, 2014