Stoolie's definitions

Scutts

Information gathered from scuttlebutt.

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?

by Stoolie April 17, 2013

tighted

When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.

OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.

by Stoolie February 4, 2014

Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.

Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.

by Stoolie May 22, 2014

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.

Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.

by Stoolie May 24, 2014

parsimonier

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.

Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.

by Stoolie May 29, 2014

in-lawed

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

by Stoolie May 30, 2014