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A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.
Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.
by Stoolie May 9, 2018
Get the LFA mug.Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
Get the Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) mug.When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
Get the caffeine deficit disorder mug.John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
Get the Statisticalling mug.When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.
Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time
by Stoolie November 27, 2015
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Get the Scutts mug.When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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