Zilched

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013

Zilch

Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.

Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!

by Dalton April 29, 2004

Zilch

Zilch is another word for zero or minuscule.

"Damn he has like zilch health left."
"What the size of his penis? zilch lol"

by Isahhhn Meotrash March 26, 2017

Zilch

To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.

Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

by LOVECHEESE September 26, 2011

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

zilch

The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch

Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch

by noegnuD epaR eht fo dnegeL February 22, 2012

zilch

When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.

Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.

by EmilyGG July 8, 2005