Zilched 

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

Zilched by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013

Zilched 

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

Zilched by Twisttid May 2, 2018

Zilched 

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

Zilched by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025

zilcheros 

Exaggerated version of zilch. Meaning zero, nothing, nada

Tori means literally zilcheros to me

zilcheros by EvanKnish August 7, 2022

zelched 

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

zelched by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007

Zilcher 

Thing that is known to be inter-dimensional and/or inter-dimensionless creatures that can summon you to the zilch dimension. These creatures are said to be the most powerful "things" in the realm of existence as we know it. They have the ability to contort and confine any part of reality, morph to different dimensions that are higher than the current 3rd dimension that humans are most fond of; making them impossible to even comprehend. Finally, sense they are able to contort and morph reality as they choose, they can blend in with any society, travel trough time, be omnipresent, control immortality, control prophecy, and warp space-time. They are not one to be messed with...

"Dude! Are you a Zilcher?!" Said the Old Man. "I you have been chosen to be Zilched!" -Spoken in ancient language by an inconceivable creature

Zilcher by CarbonTexMachine October 6, 2018