Zayn Malik

Zayn Malik is a fcking sex god. He has beautiful hazel eyes that look like melting honey in the sun. His hair is dark brown and gosh its so sexy. Zayn is beautiful, gorgeous and handsome at the same time. He is incredibly strong an he has the cutesy smile ever. Istg his smile could light up the whole world. You can also call that man Jesus. He is literall perfection and hot asf. His highnotes are as high as him and his music is heaven to my ears. His music can literally cause an orgasm or more ;)

X: “Wow who is that? They look so fcking sexy omg”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection”
You: “Ikr”

by kayloveszayn April 17, 2022

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Massive junkie from One Direction.

Boy, Zayn Malik is gonna be joining the 27 Club next year the way he's going aye.

by 1dead June 29, 2019

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a former member of 1D. Also known as the destroyer of 13 year old girls dreams, causing mass suicide across the world.

Why did she even commit suicide? Zayn Malik

by therealyoungmoney March 31, 2015

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The boy that left One Direction for a fat greasy burrito

(Person 1) Did you hear about Zayn Malik

leaving 1D
(Person 2) Yeah. I don't know why he left us for a burrito

by 5saucelovey April 20, 2015

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Former member of One Direction; Pakistani-English(British)-Irish; the hottest piece of shit that will ever roam the planet Earth. Is referred to as zaddy, zad, god, sunshine, instahoe etc. Fandom is called zquad.

Person 1: Omg who is that asian guy with the (hair color he has now) hair and the thick brit accent?

Person 2: It's Zayn Malik, aka zaddy, aka god, aka owner of this here pussy *pops the 'p'*
Liam Payne Harry Styles One Direction Niall Horan stan zquad Louis Tomlinson

by stfuobama September 16, 2015

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