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Undeniable sex god. He is thought to be very vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down a rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness. He is extraordinarily talented and is better known as DJ Malik or Bradford Boi. His favorite saying is "VAS HAPPENIN?!" He was born in Bradford, the city of gods. He is perfectly imperfect and directioners (mainly from Tumblr) will personally come to your house and kick your ass if you believe otherwise. We ARE the deadliest of all fandoms.
Directionator: Zayn Malik is so hot, too bad he sucks at singing.
Doctor: So, she jumped into ten knives?
by letmalikyouupanddown February 16, 2012
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Friend: Who's Zayn Malik?
Me: Sex, just sex.
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An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.
Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
by mrahaha November 12, 2010
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He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.
Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
by BillyBobSaget July 03, 2012
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The boy that left One Direction for a fat greasy burrito
(Person 1) Did you hear about Zayn Malik

leaving 1D
(Person 2) Yeah. I don't know why he left us for a burrito
by 5saucelovey April 19, 2015
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Zayn Malik is what you call Jesus. His high notes are almost as high as him and Zayn could be covered in camel poo and still look hot af. Zayn malik is another word for perfect.
"How does this dress look?"
"Omg its so Zayn Malik"
"It must look hella good them"
by ZaynMalikIsGod November 03, 2014
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a former member of 1D. Also known as the destroyer of 13 year old girls dreams, causing mass suicide across the world.
Why did she even commit suicide? Zayn Malik
by therealyoungmoney March 31, 2015
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