1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway September 17, 2007
Zane. He's funny, he's kind, an amazing friend, stubborn at times, he is uplifting. Yes Zane may have his own problems, but Zane is amazing. If you have Zane in your life don't lose him or you'll lose alot.
by @kaii.1 March 17, 2019
The name of a guy who is extremely kind, understanding, intelligent, funny, charming and handsome. His personality is on point, and the fact that he's so incredibly good looking is just a bonus. His jokes and his way with words are indescribable. He is, overall, an exceptionally great guy.
by epicgamerwin February 10, 2019
by Batmanisafriend January 25, 2020
Where to begin. On the outside, quiet, shy, and humble beyond belief, but inside lies an incredible and intelligent person. Truly, he is one of the best people on the planet.
I would put an example here, but it wouldn't be befitting of such an indescribable person like Zane.
by shhhyourface March 11, 2013
I love zane
by 3regrewgerwtrterwtret July 11, 2017
zane is an amazing person! if you have a zane in your life you better keep him cuz your not gonna find another person like him❤️ he treats girls with the most respect and makes you feel loved and wanted! he’s a logical person in an illogical world. he admits when he’s wrong and he’ll lyk when he’s right😂
who’s the best person ever? zane is his name❤️
by fbjsjdb February 1, 2022