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A two player game or more

Whenever a player sees an especially obese, hairy, or otherwise grody person, he yells out "YOUR TEAM!" to his buddy, and that person is placed on the respective players imaginary "team".

The goal is to put as many nasty looking people on your buddies team as you can.
"Ewww, did you see Rosie O'Donnell on the Food Network last night?" -- "Yeah, I did. Rosie O'Donnell is on YOUR TEAM!"

"That 400 pound prostitute in the leopard print mini skirt is on your team!"
by KAPELACCC November 04, 2007
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The greatest game played on Earth. When you see someone that makes you laugh whether it's their clothing, hair style, the way they walk, what they drive, their family, etc.. just say Your Team to your friend. It's rude but hilarious. There really aren't any rules..
"Wow, guy with mullet rocking the hawaiian shirt? Your team.."
"Did you become a fan of "Your Team" on facebook yet?.. No? Well Dude.. you are on your own team then"
by YourTeamAdmin March 03, 2010
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A game where you put freaks on your friends' "teams." (Freaks meaning people who look weird or are doing something weird.) You can't use people you know or famous people and you have to see them in real life (not on TV). Some day, all the teams will participate in an Olympic-like competition.
"Rattail in the running shorts, your team."

"... Sweet"
by Pao July 12, 2008
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It's the end of the world and you and your friends are opponents. Only one of you can survive. You have to pick teams for your survival. The only problem is you can only put people on your opponents team. Basically, you pick the worst people you could possibly find and put them on your opponents team.
Guy with the velvet pants, no shirt, and a cowboy hat... Your Team.
by yourteammaster June 27, 2011
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When you see someone who is a "character" and you "place" him/her on someone's(friends) "team." Usually ugly and/or reaallyyyy weird looking people qualify for team placing. This is like in P.E. when you're picking teams and you see some really weird and/or ugly kid and you don't want them on your team so you yell your team! The idea of the game is to put the most and WORST people on your friends' teams. It NEVER ends. It's mean, but insanely fun.
You see a guy walking down the street wearing socks and sandals, short shorts, really white legs, etc.

You yell "Your Team!" to your friend.
by KY HOLE August 05, 2008
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A game in which two or more players place another random person on one of the other participating players "team". The team in which the random person is placed, is imaginary and has no real purpose, except for a laugh among the players. There is no real game, or draft.

It is also customary to name a celebrity, or rediculous character that the new found "team member" looks like, before placing them on their new team.
(As a skinny long haired bearded guy walks by) "hey john, Jesus is on YOUR TEAM."
by one eyed jimbo April 03, 2007
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a game in which you see an ugly
person and tell your friend that
they are on their team. -really
no winner or loser, it just makes
you look like a complete ass!
"What a cow...YOUR TEAM!"
"Awe man..."
by bee-wiz April 17, 2008
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