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43.
A place for Asians to showcase their talents.
I was on Youtube one day and after five minutes, i felt inferior because of all the crazy asian breakdancers, DDR players, piano players, and martial artists.
by bboy darkness July 29, 2008
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44.
The video sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by Google in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid copyright rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.
Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like Fred and Rebecca Black to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 04, 2012
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45.
A place for retards to fight over painfully unimportant subjects.
A: This isn't "genre"core! It's "genre2"core!
B: Nah it's def "genre3"core with "genre5"core influences.
C: You deaf? It's "genre6"core, learn your genres!
And so on.
Long live youtube and its legacy of cretins.
by GeneralOwn3d March 31, 2011
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46.
What Senator Max Baucus calls a video camera.
At a conference, Baucus noted some teenagers "with YouTubes" and posited they were paid protesters from out of state.
by Moggraider August 19, 2009
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47.
A place where you upload videos & post comments to upset someone & start an argument.The arguments are usually one sided.It's loaded with pathetic, uneducated losers from across the globe.It's where most people argue about how this or that band are a bunch of "posers".Or, how the members of a band are "fagnuts" or "pussies".A place where whimps respond to someone who likes a band & says kill yourself.
Youtube user 1:All That Remains are posers.
Youtube user 2: o yeah well STFU Id like to c u do better then them

Example 2:

Youtube user 3:This cover song is better den da original
Youtube user 4:kill oyurself

Example 3:
Youtube user 5:Neil Young sucks he has a old whiney voice only a douche would choose that fagnut then Type O Fuckin Negative.
Youtube user 6: Neil Young is in the Rock and Roll hall of fame and made original music unlike Type O Negative.
by Shitallica April 11, 2010
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48.
An addictive site for videos. Nowadays it's clogged up with pointless ads from vevo and mainstream music. By broadcasting videos, people have gained fame that they may or may not deserve. It's still a pretty good site though.
I think I'll go and watch some random videos on youtube.
by Don'tsayIdidn'twarnyou December 18, 2010
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YouTube is a video sharing website.

It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.

Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)

1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.

Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*

2.) Watching Eminem music video

Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes

Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.

Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.

Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!

Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.

4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*

5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"

6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!

7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.

Sorry about that. :/

8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!

9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*

10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
by Nathan211 August 11, 2012
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