Ywirping (pronounced " 'wirping " with a sort of glottal
stop at the beginning), refers to the ability to move your penis, neopenis, xenis, or neoxenis and all its components without touching it. Just like how there are folx who can move xeir ears independently of their face, some peoplx can move xeir
balls and cock and shaft and also urethra and also foreskin/glorpskin and for definite as well pubes independently of
one another and without help from other limbs. Moving your penis in this manner is thus known as ywirping. White
people are infamous for not being able to ywirp.
Kobe Bryant: That ironic gay black porn
meme got my neoxenis' glorpskin ywirping on Odin my xigga.
Kanye West: Wtf does that mean Kobe Bryant.
Kobe: Through my Mamba Mentality I learned how to control my dong via meditation and focus. I can pull my foreskin all the way over my
balls without touching it. I can even do a selffuck on command. Only true blerds who have mastered
libertarian thinking and Black Excellence can achieve this.
Kanye: *refills popcorn with glee* Ayup, this is going in my #darkmaga schizopost.