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The X-box or Xbox is the best gaming console in the world. Better graphics, fast gameplay, just superior to everything else.

Dumb people usually say the X-box (xbox) is slow, stupid, or big. But they are really jealous that they do not have one.

Xbox
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CPU= 733 MHz
RAM= 64 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 6.4 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 125 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 4
HDTV Game Support= Yes

PoS2
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CPU= 300 MHz
RAM= 36 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 3.2 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 66 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 1
HDTV Game Support = No

I personally have the PoS2 and Xbox, but the Xbox is just better. PERIOD.

Xbox>Gamecube>Gameboy>Dog Crap>PS2
Person1: "Why is the Xbox loading faster?"
Person2: "Cause Xbox Pwns Ps2."
by All Knowing February 27, 2005
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A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.
I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.
by MadAtTheWorld June 03, 2006
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The x-box is x-box
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Games console that owns the PS2 in several areas. Firstly it has a built in hard-drive, so you don't have to pay £20 for memory cards. Secondly, it has four built in controller ports, so no need to buy a multi-tap.

Xbox Live is the best online gaming service available, with friends lists, game invites, and so much more, it pwns the Sony version.

The Xbox spec is also far far superior to the PS2 spec.

Exclusive games.... for the xbox? PGR2, Ninja Gaiden, Deus Ex - Invisible war...
'Hey man, wanna play on my supercool PS2?'

'Not when i could be playing on my Xbox, with exclusive games such as PGR2 which is fantastic, and the upcoming Halo2 and Forza Motorsports which the PS2 won't see....'
by Ray Bidfan November 03, 2004
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The worst game console ever.

The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table.

Take it from me: BUY A PS2!
All the money spent on x-box and x-box games goes to Bill Gates!!!
by HALO SUX November 11, 2004
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what happens when you tell a multibillionare that he doesnt know how to have a good time.
Man1:bill gates is no fun

bill gates:no im not; look at this
(shows Man1 xbox)

Man1:ok your cool
by karanandos meneski July 20, 2005
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Xbox is a console designed by msoft to dominate ps2 and nintendo. Now, we have the xbox 360 and the zune and windows vista. Msoft is truly the new world leader.
I Love my xbox because it can play halo....
by Joe_C December 12, 2006
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