a dangerous street gang located mainly in mahwah with other members from surrounding areas. our members consist of mysteries and non-mysteries and brown kids. members hit up the pali mall, chill with some stoagies, steal road cones, drink, look death in the eye and laugh, record songs, hit up local parks, car tag, dunkin donuts, drive the crag cars around, laser crag, run their own chants at football games and are badasses... crag picks on the small and weak and are always victorious. through the crag family, crag will take over the world and you will do nothing

One with very large ego. Allows them to be direct and efficient in all they do. Also allows for a disregard to the standards of others, resulting in a personal code thats badass. Additionaly, one who disregards power in numbers and will often kick the shit out of multiple lesser opponets who are caught defiling this personal code. (a trash talker, women beater, dis honering family, ect.) They are often quite but out spoken as what they say is direct, wise, and simple. one who dosnt need to pretend to be badass because they just are, and they know it. However badasses gain power with into music.

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.

2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.

World Wide Hacking Syndacate: A group of elite hackers, known to have created some of the world's most untraceable viruse's.

Are the sidearm choice of only the most elite badasses.

a man who doesnt care what happens he chooses to go his own way even if it involves breaking a few rules.

insult- oh your badass now.