Wozniak

Having the characteristics of someone truly awesome and talented

Did he just run for a 99 yd touchdown? Wow someone's a Wozniak

by wozzy123 October 24, 2012

Wozniak

a virgin who really REALLY is obsessed with video games old and new. the man who helped popularized this term was "Scott the Woz" on youtube.

i have this friend who is always talking about old Nintendo games, he's such a wozniak.

by thebe_stone April 24, 2021

Wozniak

A piece of crap you step on

Person 1: ALL HELL NO!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I stepped in some Wozniak

by Trickstertrevor January 1, 2009

Scott Wozniak

the guy who owns sonic jam.
i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.

Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is?
guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.

by WaluigiBot January 16, 2021

Steve Wozniak

The real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history Steve Jobs stole.

Guy #1:"Steve Jobs is so great! He founded apple!"
Guy #2:"Umm, no, Steve Wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made."

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,. July 17, 2008

A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice

W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.

by Wozy October 7, 2017