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Wohlfunk 

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.
"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."
Wohlfunk by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019
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Monkey Wolf 

Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.

"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"

"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.
Monkey Wolf by Jan Je Je October 8, 2019

WolfBlitzer 

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.
Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013

Desmond Wolfe 

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.
Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.
Desmond Wolfe by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

wolf crap 

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit
Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.
wolf crap by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

Finn Wolfhard 

Actor in stranger things who plays Mike and is the sweetest person ever. Incredibly talented. Meme king. Deserves to be loved by everyone.