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Woolston Is a farming Village located in Southampton Hampshire the residents of Woolston come from a long line of farming families & they speak with a West Country accent similar to what you’d hear in Dorset & Devon, the carrot chewing farmers of Woolston follow Southampton FC in a cult like fashion & regularly travel to away games via horse and cart, despite it being the year 2024 The People of Woolston & other southampton areas look like peasant villages from 300 years ago, Soton is many centuries out of date, when I visit it’s not like I'm expecting smartphones and PlayStations, but nearby Portsmouth looks like a totally modern big British city, but then you get to Woolston in Southampton and it looks like they missed the industrial revolution
Hey bill, Have you ever been to Woolston? It’s that farming village in Southampton I heard Matt Le Tissier once lived there
Woolston by Pompey Cockney 657 April 22, 2024
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tommy woolston 

A legend and not fat.

tommy woolston 

tommy woolston by ANONNYMOUS V66 September 14, 2018

Daniel Woolstencroft 

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky
Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft

jamie woolstencroft 

A person who can't see very well with a shit personality
Jamie woolstencroft - That Jamie fella put his cock in my ass yesterday, couldn't feel it!

woodstone 

Wooden Stone. Also known as a Street name somewhere in the United States.
Woodstone Drive.
woodstone by Muschilegge December 19, 2016