8 definitions by Hugo Harlotbreath
by Hugo Harlotbreath February 15, 2018
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019
When a girl just goes absolutely mad for a big dirty beard.
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019
by Hugo Harlotbreath February 15, 2018
Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019