by ninjadick December 7, 2010
by JordoMac57 January 4, 2010
When drunk on tequila at the bar, every guy in the room chants "wool' which continues to get louder. The bitches in the room flock like sheep and then proceed to reach for guys penis's uncontrollably. The wool chant is thought to be originated at Georgia Southern University. The wool chant is often irresistible and leads to unprotected sex and pregnancy. Is also thought to be the cause of drunken retarded babies.
"Hey Michael if we start the wool chant we can definitely take those bitches back to Centennial Place later."
by Chicka Chickity Chuck February 6, 2010
The act of one shaved male and one unshaven male rubbing their penis’s together in the male version of tribbing or scissoring.
by CREG Ozark November 3, 2021
Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
This term refers to a con artist, a bullshitter. One who tells stories or pulls the wool over ones eyes in attempts to gain something for him or herself, personally or in business.
Jobless Jane is quite the "wool puller", she bullshitted her friend into getting her 4 concert tickets with no intention of paying her back.
by Sawyersgirl September 1, 2016
"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"
"Yeah Smig what about him?!"
"He's a Massive Wool!"
"Yeah Smig what about him?!"
"He's a Massive Wool!"
by smig_as December 20, 2011