by Wakwok March 17, 2016
It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.
by cny84 April 9, 2006
by Sticky April 4, 2003
When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
by Woodpecker Strong April 23, 2021
by D's wife May 26, 2019
A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
by aidanmotos June 8, 2015
The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.
by keeferinhurr January 29, 2011