John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
by Syrupkid April 25, 2017
It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.
by cny84 April 9, 2006
by Sticky April 4, 2003
by D's wife May 26, 2019
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
She's a real woodpecker.
by C February 24, 2004
When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.
Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"
Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"
Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"
by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015
The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.
In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".
The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.
The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.
by dab1333 October 26, 2010