by Sticky April 4, 2003
When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
by Woodpecker Strong April 23, 2021
by D's wife May 26, 2019
A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
by aidanmotos June 8, 2015
The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.
by keeferinhurr January 29, 2011
While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.
by Spaulding B February 23, 2009
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
She's a real woodpecker.
by C February 24, 2004