Probably the most ghetto school in 'sauga. Also known as Weedlands because of all the stoners who go there.
by #1RaptorsFan April 2, 2005
aka: the hoodlands
aka: the weedlands
there are 3 types of people here in the woodlands.
1. the Preps/Gangsters- both wear hollister and abercombie. we are very pretty and rich and boys love girls. girls love girls and girls love boys. nothing uber spectacular happens because no one knows of anything better to do than cheer or get wasted. if you have sex on a tuesday everyone knows on wednesday.
2.the Skaters/ Scene kids- if your not a nerd/freak and your not preppy or gangster you are automatically placed in the scene/ skater category. i you ever wear black skinny jeans or put your bangs over your eyes then you are scene here. myspace is god and god is satan. bongs and pipes are a common household item and when raves go down its actually a rave not just beer and a strob light.
3. nerds- they will grow up and make money like no other. but there boss will be daddys big boy the jock. no doubt about it nerds are doomed.
the schools around here mostly work to these statistics
40% preps
50% skaters
10% freaks
the preppy ppl do not liked to be called preppy because its not good enough. they claim to be so down to earth when really we have never even seen what earth looks like.
if you dont smoke weed youve already moved on to bigger badder things.
no one respects anyone else and
when ppl say things like
"zomgz tdwp is hxc it pwns bmth"
and hear
"poser bmth is fbamf so stfu"
then you know youve entered the weedlands
in conclusion: if you are poor, clean, and wanting to excell in life, go back to whereever you came from.
aka: the weedlands
there are 3 types of people here in the woodlands.
1. the Preps/Gangsters- both wear hollister and abercombie. we are very pretty and rich and boys love girls. girls love girls and girls love boys. nothing uber spectacular happens because no one knows of anything better to do than cheer or get wasted. if you have sex on a tuesday everyone knows on wednesday.
2.the Skaters/ Scene kids- if your not a nerd/freak and your not preppy or gangster you are automatically placed in the scene/ skater category. i you ever wear black skinny jeans or put your bangs over your eyes then you are scene here. myspace is god and god is satan. bongs and pipes are a common household item and when raves go down its actually a rave not just beer and a strob light.
3. nerds- they will grow up and make money like no other. but there boss will be daddys big boy the jock. no doubt about it nerds are doomed.
the schools around here mostly work to these statistics
40% preps
50% skaters
10% freaks
the preppy ppl do not liked to be called preppy because its not good enough. they claim to be so down to earth when really we have never even seen what earth looks like.
if you dont smoke weed youve already moved on to bigger badder things.
no one respects anyone else and
when ppl say things like
"zomgz tdwp is hxc it pwns bmth"
and hear
"poser bmth is fbamf so stfu"
then you know youve entered the weedlands
in conclusion: if you are poor, clean, and wanting to excell in life, go back to whereever you came from.
Sally: Oh, John, I am hoping to have a swell time here in this town called The Woodlands.
John: suck it, go back to utah betsy. but let me fck you first.
Sally: (after living here for 3 days) i wont let you fck me until you hand over the weed john!
John: suck it, go back to utah betsy. but let me fck you first.
Sally: (after living here for 3 days) i wont let you fck me until you hand over the weed john!
by faggan August 2, 2008
The Woodlands is made up of mainly scene kids, skater, gangsters, anime freaks and preps, that's about it. There's a REALLY ghetto part, where Wilkerson Intermediate and Knox Junior High schools are, and then it's also home to one of the top 2 schools in the nation, College Park. Everyone hangs out at the mall and a LOT of people live in appartments. There's a mix of very low class people and extremely high class. It's not exactly a great place to visit if you're a tourist but living here is tight. everywhere you go youll see atleast one scene person. If you wear a lot of abercrombie or hollister you're considered a whore. Girls lose their virginity when they're 14. Other namesare: Weedlands, Hoodlands.
Man, that Rachel girl is such a whore! Ever since she moved to The Woodlands she's fucked every guy in the school.
I know! I heard she had sex with Harris last night, and right after that, Ryan!
What a slut.
I know! I heard she had sex with Harris last night, and right after that, Ryan!
What a slut.
by McCulloughKid June 28, 2009
Town full of Rich Assholes who fuck their little sisters friends nightly. Where all kids have been drunk and/or high by the age of 12. Where FUCK UPS go to feel cool. The Highschool has everything and is full of arrogant bitches that dont know how to actually do things for themselves, instead of other people doing stuff for them, Known for failing TAKS, and worst scores in Texas on the ACT/SAT. Basicly a bunch of RICH, DUMB AS ALL FUCK, SPOILED, DICK LOVING CUM SWAPPERS that originally settled in the same area so they can they can get high and suck each others dicks nightly.
by Woodlands can suck my fat dick April 9, 2009
by poop1232352 March 8, 2011
1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 2, 2010
an area of the San Fernando Valley
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.
Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.
Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
by FOOOL! October 28, 2008