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more of an idea or a concept than a specific definition. Wood is that which is brought, thrown, delivered, lain or otherwise conveyed to members of the female gender. Many have claimed to bring the wood, or perport to bring the wood on certain ocasions. Persons who falsely contend that they are pervayers of wood are individuals of the lowest caliber. see chotch you bringin' the wood tonight? Its already been broughten!
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Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment. I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
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an erect penis. "dude, i got morning wood!"
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What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)
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An erect penis Damn, i've got wood!
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Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
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The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert). "Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".
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comes from trees purdyful trees
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