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To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly
That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.
by chris January 16, 2004
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"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.
by Dan October 02, 2003
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A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.
I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.
by habracadabra May 15, 2008
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The name American sailors who are stationed in Bahrain give to Asian hookers at the bars.
Wow, there sure are a lot of wonks at this club.

Hey bro, lets have a wonk party at your flat this weekend.

I walked through that sea of wonks, and got my dick grabbed 7 times
by Venburg November 12, 2015
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When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.
"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"
by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017
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A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.
Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.
by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017
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The word used by chavs from remote Scottish towns to denote self-pollution.
"Ah fancied gettin' ma end away, but ma burd wiz oan the rag, so ah hid tae slide aff for a wonk."
by Pablo August 29, 2004
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