Wonk Wonk 

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

Wonk Wonk by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk 

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

wonk wonk by spiridon December 28, 2008

wonk wonk wonk 

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

wonk wonk wonk by julie bing January 21, 2005

wink wonk 

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

Gay Wonk 

A brave and beautiful queer who preaches about diversity ..... Until it comes to diversity of thought. He is a butthurt snowflake who despises anyone who thinks different to him and threatens non-sjw’s To have their speech taken away from them . Calls himself anti-fascist however encourages his fans to cause violent acts on conservatives. He wanted to sue Fox News . Wanted to sue StevenCrowder . (He picks on straight white males because he can’t get dick .....

It’s Carlos Maza

Gay wonk really can’t get dick .....

Gay Wonk by MollyHighOnMolly June 12, 2019

Wonk-eye 

A constant lazy eye, so bad that it is un avoidable to stare at when talking to an individual with this problem, and sometimes difficult to know who the individual is speaking to.

"Damn, I kept staring at Larry's wonk-eye while he was talking to us."
"Dude, me too, i didnt even know if he was talking to you or me."

Wonk-eye by Berghs August 8, 2006