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1.
another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)
If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.
by SceneCat in Florals October 09, 2008
 
2.
The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.
Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"
by spiridon December 28, 2008