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Wong Man 

A wingwan when on the prowl for oriental chicks

Wongman is a friend that takes care of the ugly fatty friend or other oriental friend who is with the oriental fitty (usually an 8 or a 9) you want to get with.

The Wongman is also responsible for endorsing and elaborating on any crap you mention to the bird during the evening.

If you say you are a pilot your Wongman is forced to back up that story and any other bullsh1t you tell the oriental fitty.
Will was trying to pull a stunning Vietnamese girl however her cock blocking friend was in the way. Paul the wong man kindly stepped in and chatted up her ugly oriental friend Mei - taking one for the team in the process. This allowed Will to nail her friend.
Wong Man by Szulc April 30, 2012

Manson Wong 

A male human being that is short, annoying, untrustworthy, spoiled, and no one likes him.
Yo did you see that new kid, Manson Wong

manha Marcella wong 

She is the best and the most modest. Not that she writes it herself, but when something is said by manha Marcella Wong, it is the absolute truth.
Never let a manha Marcella Wong go if ever you know one.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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