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The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).

Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.

Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?

Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.

Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.

2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."

3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
by Mr. 1000 September 05, 2006

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a female human
a woman is a female human
by unusu-al November 06, 2003

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females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS.

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A fully-grown female, the younger of which a girl.
For all of those "men" saying that a woman's only place is either in the bedroom or the kitchen, remember that it takes a man AND a woman to make a child, and that your mother didn't have to give birth to your stupid ass.
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Leading cause of life in humans.
Jesus was born of a woman.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004

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One of the great souls on Earth, they, however, are almost never respected. Most perverts, such as most of the other people, see them only as bodies to give them what they want.
Women should be more respected.
by Nu-Freedom August 03, 2005

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Believe it or not, an actual human being, who deserves respect and equality with men. Not superior or inferior to men, but equal. Being different from men does not mean being inferior.
And no, we are not better because we have the children...what an idiotic thing to say, I'm tired of everyone using that. Not all women have children, you know.
Also, the group of humans that has received the most mistreatment throughout our world's history. Men and minority races have not received nearly as many ills as women have, and if you're a minority race AND a woman, then you've really felt the pain.
Women and men are both to be respected. Why live in hatred and fear?
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The reason for communism.
Women are the reason for communism.
by mrhighscore October 26, 2007

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