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females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS.

good day.
by renalovesit March 26, 2007
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A human being with a vagina and 2 breasts (of varying sizes). Women feel superior to their male counterparts, and will constantly remind said male counterparts. Cannot be trusted, and when they speak, 30% of the time they have no knowledge about the current topic of discussion. If given the chance, will fuck anyone and anything.
See also: whores
All women are whores.
by TKDM August 22, 2005
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1. An adult female
2. Someone who cannot drive
3. In modern America: someone who thinks that empathy is more important than honesty.
4. The worthless piece of flesh surrounding the vagina.
Pink Floyd: ...ooooh, I need a dirty woman, ooooooh, I need a dirty girl.
by Mike March 20, 2005
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Ain't nothing but trouble (to men everywhere at one time or another). Often think guys never pay attention to them, but just as often only notice attention if it's from someone they are currently interested in.

They are great but they will never be fully understandable to the likes of meer men.
Women ain't nothing but trouble. Can I get an amen from the congregation?
by Mmmkay November 17, 2004
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Beings that just loves to blame everything on men by 98% of the women who have posted on this subject thus far.

-Highly attracted to males of the species who are not ugly, fat, bald(double standard much?) to look at, have jobs (actually none of that matters, as long as a male is rich), are relatively kind (as long as a male is kind to woman only), sometimes take out trash (sometimes=always), and treat them like equals (basically superiors, if a male want to have a healthy and steady relationship), Happily give blowjobs in return (Will definitely ask for licking first, then the female shall refuse to give blowjob later and might arrest a male for false sexual harassment for pestering), Prefer large dicks. (but insecure about her own non-existent breasts and will definitely treat a male like a pig and a misogynist if by mistake a woman hears any of this).

-Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level. ( Not gonna include that a man works more hours on average compare to a woman, a man also pays 60% more tax than a woman, a man also retires much later than a woman.)

-To those women who cannot procure them (because said women are too mean, stupid, non-rational, doesn't believe in statistics and facts, ugly, and fat) need to post on boards stereotyping all men with one narrow, negative definition. Said fat women then proceeds to masturbate with a giant pink dildo.
Man: Hugh Mungus
Woman: Hugh Mungus, what?
Woman: That guy just sexually harassed me. I just got raped, HELP ME! (Intelligent opinion)
Man: .....
by Mr. Egalitarian February 09, 2017
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The most beautiful of the sexes. The sex that is able to bear life. More emotional than men. They are normally physically weaker than men.

Their bodies are physically life bearing, ie. Child grows in the womb, breasts for feeding and nurturing children.
"She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by MuchachaLoca1 December 26, 2009
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Leading cause of life in humans.
Jesus was born of a woman.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004
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