the opposite of a man, apparantly not allowed to burp, fart or in any way be better than a man...hey guys, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE DAMN BABIES!
man! i feel like a woman, doo doo doo doo doo!
by mrs valensi February 26, 2004

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The female human. Often accused of being a golddigger, manipulative and cruel. While some do fit this description, many do not. Women by nature are thoughtful, caring and trusting. Sometimes this can change often because of the way they were socialized or treated in their lifetime. Just like men, they can be cruel. But they are not all cruel, and they are not always cruel. Women are often idealized by men, meaning they are supposed to be perfect, which is impossible. This results in anger on behalf of some men. Women are also referred to as evil, often because they can have power over men and can occasionally take them to a status of "weakness". Just as men have power over women. Some men do not like the idea of being "weak" and therefore use this anger against women and commit violent acts toward them, or come onto UD and generalize all women in a hateful way.
In reality, a woman is the biological, spiritual, emotional and necessary parter of a man. When they appreciate each other and understand the other is just another version of themself, their relationship will flourish.
women, just like men, have faults, weaknesses, strengths and abilities. they are every bit as human as men. they should not be stereotyped into one negative lump.
by bayou August 25, 2006

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The female human. For many generations has been inferior to its male counterparts. However, there is a reason for this. Men have been proven to physically, emotionally and intellectually outperform women. Want proof? Well the vast majority of the history's great artists, musician, athletes, inventors and intellectuals have been men. Women simply can't function without men. Women now believe that they are superior to men and all men are dumb, sexist perverts who will do anything for sex. Here are some examples of modern day sexism towards men:

1. Men are always expected to pay for everything on a date
2. When a country is at war, men are usually expected to be soldiers
3. Sitcoms and comedies always make men look bad
4. When a woman is violent towards a man, no one cares, yet if a man fights back, he is arrested
5. Men's life expectancy is 7 years shorter than women's, yet men only receive 35% of health care and medical funding
6. Women are acquitted of spousal murder at a rate 9 times that of men
7. Women are the initiators of domestic violence in 58% of all cases, and cause physical abuse in almost 50% of all cases, yet women only account for 6% of all criminal proceedings in such matters
9. Men account for the vast majority of workplace injuries and fatalities (93%) due to the fact that men are more likely to work in hazardous occupations
10. If a woman insults men, it's considered OK, but if a man insults women, it's considered sexist.
Woman: All men are dumb!
Man: Not all men are. Some are smarter than most women
Woman: That's so sexist!
by canadiancon June 02, 2013

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A cluster of molecules that form human female.
a woman, man and everything else are clusters of molecules.
by Karlovacko Drinker October 16, 2007

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the sex that deserves respect
they carry, take care of and love our children
they do everything a man cannot do so we shud be greatful to them
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The most beautiful creatures created by God. They are angelic compared to the ugly mugs that god put on men.

They are the better half of humanity. Complex by nature, they are gentle and caring and possessive

If they are treated nicely and respected, they will rock your world.
Women
by Gorander1 November 27, 2009

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The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
by severa February 09, 2009

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